Friday, September 21, 2007

LOVE CALCULATOR VIRUS

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was my first reaction after numerous disgusting comments from my friends after they were fooled by the "Love Calculator" link I sent.

I received the Love Calculator link from a friend in friendster... at my first thought... it was just a normal love calculator like the others circulting in the internet where you'll just put the name of your crush and the internet itself will tell you the percentage of you and your crush to be fit with each other.

But it was different. The screen showed me three blank boxes where I should put the names of three persons which I truly admire. I put my name then click the link "calculate." I thought it will just calculate the best one among the three... but gooossshhh!!! I was wrong... instead of calculating the best... it was sent directly to the original sender--which means he saw the three persons I typed in three empty boxes.... geezz!!!! But, luckily... I was not serious at that time...

See---I'm indeed L. HEHEHEHEHE!

Like I mentioned, I created the same link and forwarded it to my friends... few days after... the great L received numerous disgusting and rude comments... my friends are overreacting... they probably thought the same way when I first saw love calculator...

Good gracious heavens... finally... I have something interesting to put in my blog... and you guessed it right... I'M GOING TO REVEAL THEIR ANSWERS... but I'm not going to make it easy to guess...

If there's anybody who wants me to reveal directly the answers of any person that I fooled... the price to pay is not so demanding... I JUST WANT APPLES as an exchange. Red apples... I want red apples. The redder, the yummier!

Now, let me begin.

These are the list of the person whom I fooled:

ANDREF DE VEAS

LOVELLA CATALAN

MACKY CALBAY

LESTER LAGOS

MARY JANE LUAKIAN

RAPHY DOMINGO

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD UY

RICHARD SUNICO

ROSALYN RAMOS

ANDREW JORDAN

GUY NOEL GANADOS

JENNIFER BALAN

Victims... first of all, I am deeply grateful for the great trust you put in me by answering the love calculator without any second thought. GRAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now, the list of their loved ones... but, remember I'm not going to make it easy... IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER OF ONE OF MY VICTIM... YOU NEED TO GIVE ME APPLES.

Their loved ones are:

piotr halczuk
jens buchholz
paul lambert

sheila
junette
myline

jay sunico
camilo mendez
john sala

JM Cobarrubias
Humphrey Rice
Randy Lim

dave
brad pitt
tommy

Raniel
Marvin
Daichi

janice andera lim
anna andera lim
jessica andera lim

Sheilyn Ong
Lovella Catalan
Catherine Alonso

Caya
Joji
Melo

Maria Paz David
Karen Avila
Sonya Cartwright

Lynette Bunac
Bobby Baylon
Anna Manahan

rhona rodriguez
mary jane luakian
richard sunico

dennis balan
dennis balan
dennis balan

TERRIBLE FINDINGS:

Now, I am going to share my own view after finding the names from the victim's answers.

1. After their broke-up one of my victim is still in love with another victim... Tsk... is this how love works? Pft!

2. One of my friend has a dark side... goooshhh... the suspicions which I remained firm for long was finally right!

3. One of my friend is in love with my other friend who is the ex-lover of my other friend. Tsk... too complicated!

4. Two of my victims are loyal to their now found love.

5. One of my victim also loves the two guys I almost loved... though that love is forbidden.

HWEHEHEHEHE!!! Soon, there'll be more fun...

HUMANS ARE SO INTERESTING!

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